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THE HORMONE GUIDE
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
| DANGEROUS |
SAFER |
SAFEST |
ULTRA SAFE |
What's for
dinner? |
Can I help you
with dinner? |
Where would you like
to go for dinner? |
Here, have some wine. |
Are you
wearing that? |
You sure
look good in brown! |
WOW! Look at you! |
Here, have some wine |
What are you
so worked up about? |
Could we be
overreacting? |
Here's my paycheck. |
Here, have some wine. |
Should you be
eating that? |
You know, there are a lot of apples left. |
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? |
Here, have some wine. |
What did you
DO all day? |
I hope you didn't over-do it today. |
I've always loved you
in that robe! |
Here, have some wine. |
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one -
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this information to your lady friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.
And, have some wine.
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